You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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