Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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