But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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