Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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