Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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