I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I'm like, not good at living.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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