Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Randomize
