She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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