New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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