Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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