So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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