3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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