Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
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