So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Randomize
