im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
