Her vagina should come with caution tape.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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