WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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