Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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