Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
And then he peed in my hair
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