But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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