If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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