Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
this hospital has no fireball
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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