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just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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