There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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