How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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