She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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