We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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