Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
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