I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Randomize