I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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