somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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