Porn is love you can see.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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