TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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