Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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