My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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