Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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