no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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