Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
operation harelip BJ is a go
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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