Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
