Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Randomize
