the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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