Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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