yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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