Having a random hookup so left but love u
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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