I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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