im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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