Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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