I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
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