in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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