I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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