I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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