gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
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