we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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