I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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