Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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