Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
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