Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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