just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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